The first ever BUMP AND GRINDCORE party. December 14 in Chicago with porn stars, comedians, newspaper columnists, rappers, singers, bloggers, and burlesque!
#BUMPANDGRINDCORE // 12.14 // BEAUTY BAR… It’s fucking ON! R. Kelly appreciation night: bands, burlesque, deejays, booze, dramatic readings and a photobooth!
Featuring The Embraceables, British Knights, Moneyworth, Ernie Wilkins, Show You Suck, Shana Von Gabor, Josephine Shaker, Sidney Scarlet, Emerson Dameron, Jack Absinthe, Meagan Fredette, Eric lab Rat, GlitterGuts, and Blast by Colt 45
Why is R. Kelly dressed like a skinhead in this pic?!
I’ll need to save this image for if I ever make OI! IN THE KITCHEN: A 2-TONE TRIBUTE TO R. KELLY
Acafellas (Horace Greeley High School) - “Don’t Matter” by Akon & “Ignition” by R. Kelly
FUCKYEEEEEAH, I love R. Kelly AND homemade animated .gifs!
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AziZ Ansari talks to Jimmy Kimmel about the awesomeness of R. Kelly
R. Kelly and Usher - Same Girl
Now, I need to find a picture of Usher talking into a phone while some goofy white dude holds it, so I can photoshop it with the word “SAME GIRL (behind the scenes)”
“Wait, what’s that file on your desktop labeled ‘R. Kelly Phone Bitch?’”
“Oh, it’s just this picture I found of a white guy who is clearly R. Kelly’s phone bitch. I keep it around for inspiration.”
(via fuckyeahrkelly)
Hyped. So hyped.
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Diagrams of the relationships in Trapped in the Closet



